Shelfie

The act of "shelving" an MDMA pill by inserting it halfway into the anus, then taking a photo of said pill while it is still poking out from the anus before fully pushing it in. Usually followed by posting the resulting photo on social networks to show how hip you are with the drug scene.

Clara: "Lets get these pills up our arses and hit the clubs!"
Ned: "Just one moment while I take a shelfie for the facebook!"

by mlabs March 10, 2015

selfishness

a man's seman, which contains all the elements of the man that produces the seman, liquid self.

my selfishness got all in that chicks hair

by cancerhand March 31, 2011

shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit, most commonly sent to your significant other.

My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating unless I send a shelfie a day.

by mattarse October 22, 2014

Shelfie

The act of taking a self portrait (a selfie) whilst taking a shower. It is a shortening of a Shower Selfie

Katrina's shelfie game is weak. She does the same face and pose every time

by jonosel April 14, 2015

Selfiecidal

Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.

I can't believe Dave took a selfie whilst climbing up Avon gorge!!...

He must be Selfiecidal!

by the one and only Jx April 25, 2014

Selfe

To raise one's leg up on an object whilst applying weight on that leg while keeping your back straight with one hand either on your hip or on your mustache (Which expands to your neck on both sides of your face in a simple thin line) in a disturbing manner.

This position was named after the great Mark Selfe who first appeared in this motion as a football exercise to stretch the legs

R: "Hey, look at that kid"
D: "OMG HE'S DOING A SELFE!!!"
J: "God damn it" -facepalm-

by That kid from Morley July 7, 2011

selfiesh

Only posting pictures of one's self (selfies) on social networks.

Have you seen all of the pictures of herself on Dana's Facebook page?

Yeah. She's so selfiesh.

by jason1717 May 12, 2014