When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.
I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.
by Wyzguy April 25, 2020
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Get the rusty anderson mug.A sexual act in which you just completed having dirty anal sex. You then proceed to 'knight' the other person by slaping each of their cheeks with your dirty sword.
by King Mechagon July 12, 2019
Get the Rusty Prince mug.When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.
"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"
by Bill Butlicker November 18, 2021
Get the Rusty Flapjack mug.A simple drink made by mixing one part orange juice with three parts beer. Commonly enjoined in Copley Ohio. Normally served with bacon.
by True Wizzle April 1, 2015
Get the rusty charles mug.Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.
My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.
by DirtyDick October 16, 2012
Get the Rusty Klesla mug.I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021
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