Rusty Crumpet

Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.
that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted
by Miniskip January 24, 2013
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Rusty Prince

A sexual act in which you just completed having dirty anal sex. You then proceed to 'knight' the other person by slaping each of their cheeks with your dirty sword.
He treated her to a Rusty Prince.
by King Mechagon July 12, 2019
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Rusty martini

While performing oral in the 69 position pour your drink (martini) down lower back and drink as it passes down the bum hole and through the vagina into your mouth
I need a drink but don't want to stop this 69 so I will pour myself a rusty martini
by Rustycasanova November 16, 2016
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rusty walk

An exaggerated excursion, used by people who have inflated egos and mass amounts of confidence
by Seth Russell February 22, 2021
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Rusty whale

When an obese man has anal sex while on his back, the partner moves off quickly so the man ejactulates straight up in the air mimicking a whale blowing from its blow hole.
Last night I met a large man at the Golden Corral, took him home and he gave me a rusty whale, I bet the cum is still on his ceiling!
by Moby D. February 19, 2021
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rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it
"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."
by The Debators March 04, 2015
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rusty pouch

A sexual experience involving one man getting his balls sucked on while he sodomizes a third party.
Then, Anne gave me a rusty pouch while I gave it hard to Christina.
by The Navigator February 08, 2010
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