rangerstan

a bit smelly but very loveable

“man I love user rangerstan they are awesome!”

by madsgoingbonkers March 3, 2022

Rangent

The most random ah, goofy ah random rant tangent the mind can think about.

Johnny: *nonsence*

Bill: Damnnnn that's a rangent there, yessiree

by JerbHerby September 11, 2023

anus ranger

A stupid, ignorant person who is insensitive and clumsy. Moronic, idiotic, generally dumb asshole.

You anus ranger! That cigarette butt damn near hit my face!

by Clockworkz December 15, 2008

Milk Range

A measurement of time determined by the expiry date of milk in your fridge. Used to illustrate how close a particular event is. As the event draws closer, the expiry dates on the milk gradually change until the expiry date is after the date of the event, and is thus within 'milk range'.

Oh man, that final exam is now within milk range. Better study up.

by Over the Hill December 26, 2008

Brown Ringer

When you fuck someone up the ass. Sometimes it leaves a brown ring around your dick.

"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"

"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"

"Man, go wash that shit off!"

by CrazyJay June 10, 2009

Long Range Laterals

Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.

It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.

"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"

by Acid Laced PenguiN August 6, 2009

Kenny Rogers Moment

A point in time when a situation is "can't win," as evidenced by all facts and reason...and you need to "know when to fold 'em."

I was going to show the pictures of my soon-to-be-ex-wife with that chain gang, but then I had a "Kenny Rogers Moment" when she brought out the pictures she had of me with the (male) principal of our daughter's school.

by ManiacMike August 12, 2009