A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.
It can also be a handicapped cockroach.
Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)
It can also be a handicapped cockroach.
Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)
Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.
I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.
Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob
I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.
Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob
by Therealrob November 22, 2021
by Robsclit January 16, 2022
An ugly ugly man-child who looks like a spot of new mold on expired food that you have to inspect twice to make sure it is in fact mold. Just a nasty, moldy, stink, expired onion ring, man-child.
“Ewwww, don’t eat that bread, it’s covered with rob!”
“I literally got food poisoning and was in the hospital for 3 days because I kissed rob!”
“I literally got food poisoning and was in the hospital for 3 days because I kissed rob!”
by hateorbehated March 11, 2023
by imjustafan October 04, 2023
by Basketball_baron October 20, 2020
Rob. What to say. He's a wonderful, kind hearted old soul who would give anyone anything just to make them happy. He's a hopeless romantic. Rob has experienced more things than any man could possibly hope for. He has made mistakes along the way and is now suffering for them. But he still wakes up every day with a smile on his face and a plan in his books. This man deserves love, compassion and understanding. If you have a Rob in your life, God has blessed you. Never lose him. He's the husband you've been dreaming of and praying for. He's worth it.
by Robere720 November 24, 2021
Rob is an insanely attractive man who happens to be the fittest guy ever. He is very sporty and has a very good body. Aside from his body, he is charming, sweet, gentle and an amazing guy in every way. Girls love him but he still manages to be self-concious about himself.
by Rob's gf June 05, 2020