Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Rectal Bleeding

My anus is bleeding harder then me cutting my finger when i see a furry in woodworking

The Doctor said i have Rectal Bleeding from that day

by PP head penis mouth the II March 15, 2022

Rectarious

used to describe a large amount of something that's seen as disgusting, gross, and/or discomforting

can be pronounced in anyway but it's mainly said as "reh-ck-tear-ee-ous".

the word (tear) in in 'rectarious' is said as in "there was a tear on the letter", not your salty crybaby water droplets.

p.s: akane really did take a rectarious shit.

"Akane took a rectarious shit earlier."

by fvang June 8, 2022

rectangular pizza

a type of pizza that is designed for sex offenders, pedos, dodgy pe teachers and anyone who wants to be bullies the absolute fuck out of

anyone who likes this also likes committing social suicide

any normal person: hey do you want pizza

social rejects: can it be a rectangular pizza ?

any normal person: absolute schmuck

by luv4yoongi July 17, 2022

Rectalplasm

Involuntary leakage of the rectum

I farted so hard, there was some rectalplasm.

by RamboBigDawg14 August 19, 2022

Rectangled Babysitter

A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.

"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".

by swollen_member September 28, 2022