the real world

What we live in. Touch your desk, punch your keyboard, stare at your monitor, work in your cubicle, drive home in bumper to bumper traffic, eak out a living, try to go out on the weekend with your friends, this is all part of the real world.

A show where 7 strangers are placed in a mansion, with jobs, and free food and alcohol, and are constantly filmed for no other reason other than they are pretty, is not the real world.

Pay your taxes bitch, welcome to the real world.

by The Angry Juan May 1, 2006

Real Nigga

What is A REAL NiGGA? I Real Nigga is a person you can always depend and count on when you need him. A person who can always have your back even when the tough times settle in. . . A real nigga can be a husband, a baby daddy, or any type of guy that is paying his bills, taking care of his family, being a loyal friend, being a good person in general any type of thing that could give him the respect from other people to look up to him. A real nigga can mean anything!

For Example a Real nigga, Ken went to a Club and he is going to get jumped beat up by some other niggas and his friends jump in to HELP him. If his friends didn't jump in to help Ken then they would have been some fake niggas. for instance anyone taking a bullet for their loved one. The list can go ON!

by What you LOOKING AT April 18, 2013

reality

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

"Hmmm? You know I had a speech, you know, my... my integrated-projected-global-tele-network system bloody system-system. But you know, if that's what the worlds coming to I don't want to be in it. No I don't want that. I don't want to be in some sort of cyber-space-hypervirtual bloody reality. I don't want that- exchanging e-mails with some old age bloody hippies with more information at their fingertips than is safe to know about. I don't want that! What kind of reality is that, huh, you know, with a thirteen-amp plug on the end of it? Huh? Huh?... That can be un-plugged like that? Come-on I'm going." Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous

by Philip K. Dick June 12, 2004

f'real

a contraction or "for" and "real"

Yeah, he needs to get a cap in his ass f'real.

by taylierx July 15, 2005

Real Tawk

A term used on Call Of Duty: Black Ops by a Legend named hi-see.

Yo log log! I just real tawked this nigga son!

by hi-see December 6, 2010

Church of Reality

The only religion that is true.

In the Church of Reality we have one belief: if it is true, then we believe it.

by weirdgirl August 8, 2003

REALISE

When you wake up and you're on your own sofa in your own house. On your own.

When you see your life for what it is.

When you put your phone on silent because you dont want to not hear your friends texting you.

When you sit up straight in bed, think why am I still single, then look around your apartment only to catch a glimpse of your creased forehead in the dirty cutlery in a bowl on the floor.

Oh that's how you spell it. With an s not a z. Realise.

by Dave Did It April 14, 2021