Captain Random 

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

Captain Random by Cpt. Random's friend September 8, 2004

out of the random 

to be out of subject of wut was last said

it was so out of the random for you to say i want a moped

out of the random by ShelbyLee April 25, 2006

RBP(random ball pain) 

when it happens a random shooting pain goes down to your sack and hurts for a few secounds to a few mins it depends

Person1:ahhh RBP(random ball pain)
Person2:RANDOM BALL PAIN!!!!!!!

RBP(random ball pain) by PyroManiac156 September 12, 2011

International Random Song Day 

International random song day is celebrated on December 27 every year. Its a day that encourages sharing random and obscure music with everyone, not just internet people.

Songs promoted can be mainstream or indie they just have to be random selected by either their obscurity or by putting your mp3 player on shuffle all and going next about 4 times to make sure its nice and random.

"You totally need to listen to Plumbtree - Scott Pilgrim, it just came up on my ipod for International Random Song Day, its old but awesome!"

International Random Song Day by evilspyboy December 7, 2011

dumbass random 

a random kid you meet online in a video game, usually halo, call of duty, battlefield, or gears of war. they think they are the best players ever, but actually suck.

This kid just picked up the boomshot and killed himself, what a dumbass random.

dumbass random by DumbassRandomScrubGuy February 3, 2012

Permed random 

A term in the Minecraft multiplayer server InvadedLands, used by older players to assert their dominance by "perming" them, in other words, constantly targeting them and killing them.

"You're permed random Prepoint (player), $50k to unperm, $100k to team."

"Permed by Satire (clan of good players) random, Satire > all."

Permed random by Tashii InvadedLands/Hypixel November 18, 2020

cancer random 

an unknown individual within the given community

Person1: Who is that NotNaviLol guy @ing you on Twitter?
Person2: Idk, some cancer random

cancer random by 6'3 support super star August 3, 2021