rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.

Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.

rage rub by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018

suicide rub 

When a female is masturbating, right before busting your nut yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh girl I can’t go out tonight I got grounded when I failed the suicide rub.

suicide rub by Ur actually mother April 26, 2020

wet rub 

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

wet rub by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020

Cricket rub 

Using your leg to rub against your mans penis while cuddling

Yeah girl I think I’m gonna dump him, he came from just me cricket rubbing him

Cricket rub by ELM2.0 September 15, 2020

Tonic rub 

When you rub carbonated liquid on your partners body

She and I decided to try the tonic rub

Tonic rub by Chad stephens December 11, 2020

Horse Rub 

Rubbing a horse

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"

Horse Rub by PenisRubber27 January 19, 2021

On rub 

not in working order

I fell over lastnight and broke my ankle i've been on rub since.

On rub by RedlakeNationOjib March 21, 2021