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relationchip

A relationship requiring many chips.
I am in a serious relationchip right now!
by themasterword November 22, 2016
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relaytionship

Refers to a type of romantic interaction whereby one of the lovebirds is merely trying to use said romance as a "bridge" or "stepping stone" to either gain access to someone else who's close to his romantic partner (i.e., he figures that he needs to "milk the cow to get to the calf"), or to favorably impress said partner on behalf of a buddy of his who is currently without a snuggle-bug, so that he can then "pass along" said lover to said buddy.
Spoiled-brat Nellie Olson smirkingly confided in Laura Ingalls that she actually didn't give a hoot about Cap Garland for himself; she was actually wanting to pursue Cap's best buddy Almanzo Wilder (whom Laura eventually ended up marrying herself, of course), and so she had befriended Cap merely to allow herself an excuse to get closer to Almanzo. Sounds like a classic relaytionship to me!
by QuacksO July 2, 2019
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relationshi

A bougie secret relationship that involves A LOT of chicken nuggets for their chicken nugger masters
WOW i am so FUCKING cool cause I'm in a RELATIONSHI . I FUCKING LOVE CHICKEN NUGGETS
by chickennuggyet May 31, 2021
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Relationshit

A relationship of two people (no matter the sex), either married or in a committed courtship, who are unhappy, constantly argue, lie to one another, share an unhealthy, toxic dynamic and are just miserable to be around.
“Joe & Diane are both so jealous and make each other unhappy, I don’t know why they even stay together. I never want to be in a relationshit like that.”
by CChanelG15 June 21, 2021
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relationshop

Another name for couples therapy or marriage guidance and counseling; any place two people go to receive help in salvaging a relationship or strengthening their relationship bonds
Joe and Mary seem to be spending more time together after going to the relationshop for the last few months. They seem so much happier together too!
by JJam in MT July 21, 2021
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relationshopper

Someone who hops from one relationship to another at the emotional expense of their many partners; a shopper is usually a male, afraid of being single, and potentially questioning their sexuality

*a relationshopper likes to figure out what they want as they fly through relationships: they blindside, burn, and discard partners, moving on to the next victim within 4 months max
"Hey- is Javi with Andrea or Nichole these days?"

"Oh you're way behind man, he's been with Rach, broke it off with another girl, and now he's with Anessa."

"Wow... sounds like a professional relationshopper to me"
by definitionsbyDr.Dre January 10, 2022
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Relaptionship

Entering into a new relationship after completing rehab which results in relapse.
Bro, you just got out of rehab and hooking up with that girl you met there will only result in a relaptionship.
by Handy Anne October 21, 2022
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