doomsday question

A question that cannot be answered without lying, or changing the subject to avoid an undesired effect.

This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.

Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.

Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)

Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...

Douchebag: I asked you not me

Normal Person: (depressed) No...

Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.

Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?

Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)

by Optical_Epilepsy July 4, 2011

Coin Quest

To to find loose change (pennies, quarters, nickels , dimes) around the house for an extended time.

Tara: "You got 75 more cent so we can go to the store?

Sarah: "Yeah, I went on a coin quest and found 5 nickles under the couch , 3 quarters in the kitchen and 8 dimes in my room."

by La French May 6, 2014

Homo Quentin

Someone who is usually in the closet about their gayness. But, in secret sucks a lot of dick.

Man, he’s a homo Quentin.

by Quentin is a homo June 12, 2018

Stupid Question

Sometimes, Usually, Always asked by a small fella surnamed ‘Middleton’ and is quite often a question that could be answered by a foetus.

I know you said dinner time, and you’re sick of stupid questions; but can you numerically clarify what you mean?

by Meadowschad March 5, 2021

Side quest major

A major contributing to a degree that requires little to no brain power to complete. Monkey material.

"Yo man you wanna go out and commit some crimes?"

"Nah man i got a paper to write."

"Stfu you monkey, your're literally studying Social work, you a side quest major"

" Damn u right"

by nash man September 20, 2023

poop the question

This is when you propose marriage by hiding the engagement ring in your anus and then requesting that your partner anally fingers you. When their finger penetrates deep enough, the ring will slip on and then you ask them to marry you.

- "Hey, did you hear how Mike and Sharon got engaged?"
- "Yeah... did he really poop the question?"
- "He did."
- "Gross. Classic Mike."

by jaytea September 26, 2018

Deltora Quest

An anime based off an Australian book.

Pdude: I watched Deltora Quest today.
Mdude: You watched a book?

by Choo-Choo McGrew October 1, 2007