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Queefing Beauty

(noun) Slang- a phrase coined from the infamous slutty fairy tale princess Sleeping Beauty. While Sleeping Beauty slept uncontrollably, one who is a "queefing beauty" queefs unctrollably like rytas after having sex with his "girlfriend". Not meant as an insult but more as a descriptive device that evades having to say "my girlfriend farts through her vagina a freakin' lot!".
Guy 1: Whoa, that dang rytas was at it again last night!

Guy 2: Dude, i know, i heard her queefs in the middle of the night.

Guy 1: Holy christwagons! She's a Queefing Beauty!
by Fire Arr0w22 April 2, 2007
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E-Queef

a picture, video (or a real!) queef sent by e-mail
I just got an e-queef in my hotmail account from my girlfriend
by Redfoxx April 17, 2003
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Poopy Queef

An extremely explosive pussy fart of such magnitude that it is difficult to determine its orifice of origin. It is usually accompanied by the presence of faecal matter and pungent foul odour.
So I was bangin this chick last night and she had a massive poopy queef, there was shit everywhere but I swear it came from her minge.
by Talandriuh Watkins January 1, 2010
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Queef

air passing out of the vaginal cavity after a man thrusts his large member in his womans vaginal cavity.
"well i'll be sis, u just queefed on my meat stick"
by cathy queefer March 31, 2005
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reverse queef

breathing in a girls queef and blowing it back in her mouth
a reverse queef is where you blow air into your moms vagina and then cup your mouth around the hole, she queefs into your mouth, you close your lips and blow it back into her mouth.
by Darren Ingledew March 18, 2011
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beef-queef

1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.
1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.
by Walenski June 22, 2008
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Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.
Queef stop being such a straight up geek!
by John Smith July 11, 2004
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