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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023
mugGet the esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrlmug.
If someone types this, they are about to die from boredom. Going from right to left, 2 rows at a time, while holding the Shift key.
Person 1: Omg i am so bored... "?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~
Person 2: What the...
by WhenCanIGetLunch59 December 10, 2024
mugGet the "?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~mug.

Q

q is chad
by Iappps January 18, 2023
mugGet the Qmug.

Q-Tip

NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.
Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!
by Broken Dock September 16, 2019
mugGet the Q-Tipmug.

Q-Dar

Like gaydar, but used to detect Qanon followers
Oh god, that dude makes my Q-Dar go off
by I Like To Define Words March 12, 2021
mugGet the Q-Darmug.

Q

The absolute greatest name of all time, if you were named this you are probably going to be successful. Most people named Q are absolute ballers.
Yes it’s just Q... like with one letter... no my parents didn’t name me after the guy from Star Trek... no it’s not the guy from James Bond either...
by Qboi12 April 27, 2020
mugGet the Qmug.

Double Q Tip

Double fisting a girl and sticking you and your best friends penis in her ear.
Everett and Matt double Q tipped Nez’s ear
by anonymous November 2, 2023
mugGet the Double Q Tipmug.

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