pukeazoid

Someone who is a failure at life

Until, Isiah Thomas shows the Cavs he can play, he is a pukeazoid.

by Gabbagulak May 2, 2018

Pokes fans

Fans of Oklahoma State University athletics teams. The butt-fuckinest, most annoying wanna be redneck fans found in the state of Oklahoma. They are located around the shitty little town of Stillwater. Most people would rather wipe their asses with 1-ply toilet paper than live in that shit box town for more than the 4 years required. The Pokes are the red-headed step sibling to Sooners fans and are subpar in every sport except wrestling.

I’d rather root for the Cleveland Browns than be Pokes fans.

by SportsGuy119 January 30, 2018

pokésmoke

When you go outside at work to catch a pokémon or spin a pokéstop because saying you're going to play pokémon is unacceptable when on shift.

Hey Rachel, its slow, we should go pokésmoke.

by Nighthawk509 June 3, 2018

Pokes

Slang term for vagina originated in Toronto, Canada

Your shorties pokes smells like hotdog water

by \_{:)}_/ June 18, 2018

puke bucket

an empty box of wine in which drunk friends throw up into together

Dude, we drank so much boxed wine, I had to use the box as a puke bucket.

by soujlaboytellem September 14, 2018

puke magnet

When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.

“ I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”

by Swordart 239 October 8, 2018

Pubestitution

Substitute pubes to another bodypart (for instance face or, common for women, breasts. Often done if the person has lost a bet

Daniela: Wow! The beard really suits your boyfriend. Especially the black curls are a good contrast to his blond hair.
Bianca: It´s not his real beard. He did a pubestitution because he lost a bet. Btw, I finally got rid of my crab lice

by Tommy Milffigger October 11, 2018