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Minimus Puer syndrome

A person with MPS (Minimus Puer syndrome) often misdiagnose themselves with ADHD or Anxiety as they have no capabilities to reflect on themselves or be emotionally mature enough to realise that they're actions were incorrect.
A person with MPS is typically quite selfish, often victimizes themselves unintentionally or intentionally; they find difficulty focusing and often lack a work ethic. Many people with MPS are also diagnosed with Dyscalcula.
"I think that Anna has Minimus Puer Syndrome: she's quite selfish, and always victimises herself; She can't take accountability for her own actions when she is very clearly in the wrong, and she knows it. Have you seen the way she turned the friend group against me?"
by attenyab April 4, 2024
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fanta puebes sigma

a ginger who has ginger puebes and is a sigma. there is only one of these per 40,000 people and they are all overweight and ugly. despite being a sigma they lie about having sexual intercourse with women in return for validation from male friends
" the fat fanta puebes sigma entered. i hate him he totally mogs me " - harry
" nah he cant even have sex with patricia, he lied about it. he won't mog you " - jeremy
by brawlik_god_CJPP June 28, 2024
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second Puerto Rica

n. Any country or territory coveted by the USA for strategic or financial reasons whose importance is insufficient to justify “ 51st State” consideration.

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If we forcibly annex Canada to obtain their burgeoning supply of fresh water and dwindling supply of talented left wingers it will become our second Puerto Rica.
by gnostic3 January 9, 2026
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New balance Puerto Rican

Generally a Puerto Rican from the Bronx containing lack of “drip” or “swag”.
Usually wearing clothes that could be found in the display or V.i.m. Bootcut jeans with Rips and fitted hats with atrocious logos.l such as “Bronx hustler” or “Grind”..
Jose:Hey you heard that new Pete powerz I think that niggas fly.
Manio: I think that nigga a new balance Puerto Rican.
by Mr Milk February 10, 2020
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Sam le puel

Used when you see Samuel.
He looks like a puel.
-Hey look, it's Sam le puel.
by T0mm1 October 31, 2021
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The Rusty Puerto Rican

The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.

Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.

His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.

As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
by DirtyOrbit November 4, 2021
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yo no puedo vivir mi vida

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: yo no puedo vivir mi vida
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
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