pooterclam

When you fuck someone doggy style in someone else's kitchen and a guy rips a girls asshole by slipping.

"Ow, you just gave me a pooterclam!"

by junicholie April 16, 2009

Pooter Tooter

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011

pooter wooter

a very brief poot.
a short fart

kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*

by bcritters August 4, 2011

Polterdump

A haunting dump smell you cannot find the origin of

Dude do you smell that polterdump?

I dont know where its coming from?

by lindsbo29 October 31, 2011

porter gasting

The act of leaving something in the same place without thinking twice about moving it or doing something about it.

Why does she leave those christmas stickers up after christmas, but puts away everything else? Looks like she has a small habit of porter gasting.

by themanme December 17, 2013

poosterbaterprocrastinator

similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do

hi sol im a poosterbaterprocrastinator and proud

by moppalady February 1, 2014

Popsterbation

The act of one sitting on a toilet and masturbating con-currently

Popsterbation is amazing

by Alex sb May 12, 2014