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Poser

You hear all the time about white guys who wear Fubu and act like they are from Compton. You never hear a song about a white guy who dresses like one of the tribe in Sierra Leobe and talks the way Leo DiCaprio talks at times in Blood Diamond.
Poser- What's up my brew? Let me get a cigarette about of dem pack in your pocket mon.
Other white guy- What the fuck is wrong with this poser?
Third white guy- I don't...
Poser- My name is dead body mon, don't call me poser mon.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020
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Poser

Skater: u say u can skate but you can’t even do a trick like an Ollie

Poser: yea but I just started
Skater: you said that a month ago to
by MR-PoTato September 30, 2021
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poser

by oriscooler May 31, 2022
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Poser

Someone who starts claiming to be tough around the edges at some point as an adult, though it's not who he/she is or was as a kid.
The poser kept posing as somebody with a rough edge, even though giving intel (or counter intel) to teacher's and authority figures, and other shit that he/she did as a spy kid was closer to his/her own definition of smooth, always evading trouble for himself/herself while getting everyone else in trouble. Really, the poser's rough edge image was created as a defense to keep people from messing with him/her like they did when he/she was a kid.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2020
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Poser

A white guy that says TIA in Omaha to sound tougher.
Guy that thinks he's Leonardo Di Caprio at the bar- TIA, right my brew.

Bartender- No, not TIA, TIO. This is Omaha, I know because I am one of two black guys here. This is not Africa my man. I will not be a poser with you.
by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021
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Poser

You can tell a poser imitating a kind hearted person from a kind hearted person, since a poser wont pose as kindhearted without also adding something about themselves being badass to their claim of being kindhearted.
The poser would pose as kindhearted when he/she wanted acceptance from the kindhearted folks, and as an asshole when he/she wanted acceptance from assholes.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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Life's Poser

"Life´s Poser" is a term proposed by the acclaimed writer Odranreb Aìugurm in 1349 with his book "Zoology of modern society". This term refers to people who are Posers but from all of the things that constitute life.
My best friend´s ex-girlfriend is a life's poser, she always wants attention.
by Odranreb Aíugrum April 10, 2021
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