Straight porn

A type of porn that involves sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.The porn is titled "straight" porn simply because of that aspect.

Straight porn is pretty homo erotic,especially when there is more than one man involved.Straight porn is pretty much subtle bisexual porn.

Gay porn is the best porn ever.

straight porn is kinda homo erotic dude.

by goodlookinguy January 18, 2011

Kitty Porn

Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.

I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.

by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009

porn shui

When you rearrange all the furniture in the room so no one can see whats on the computer screen.

The porn shui of my bedroom allows me to download Naughty Nurses 7 while talking to my father.

by Kyle West April 21, 2008

porn rat

Someone who looks at alot of free porn pictures, copies and pastes the pictures, and then never goes back and looks at them. Instead they just look at more porn and repeat the process. Taken from Pack Rat.

"I'm a porn rat. I ran out of memory on my computer because I have 1,674 pictures of free porn that I never look at."

by Jim E. Junk March 24, 2006

bean porn

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS

the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

by fat grimes August 6, 2006

wizard porn

Pornographic material which involves fantasy characters. The characters usually have wands and pointy hats hence the name 'wizard porn'.

A wizard dressed in cloak, pointy hat and wand will be involved in sexual acts with a witch in similar attire. There can also be same sex acts in wizard porn.

by Wandlover November 5, 2007

Porn Ad

Typically say something about your penis size, criticizes your sex life, or is an ad for a sex game. Never click on these ads ever in your life and never give them money. Porn is free, don’t pay for it.

How do these Porn Ads manage to keep accurately guessing the size of my 6mm defeater?

by TicAss December 20, 2021