Poon Swoozled

Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.

I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.

by Jesse McCormack October 6, 2008

Poon musk

The natural odor coming off of a vagina, poon, pussy or snatch.

Your poon musk smells good it's starting to turn me on.
Girl you need to shower I can smell your poon musk over here

by Wadeoh November 22, 2018

Poon Ranger

Someone seeks, and attains, lots lof poon. When a poon ranger aquires a target he/she swiftly acts upon it and gets poon.
Must have high conversion rate, otherwise this is just desperation.

Dude you're such a poon ranger!

by ActuallyAnna March 14, 2011

waterfall poon

A waterfall poon is when someone leaves the pool and water comes out of there vagina

it was so embarrassing I came out of the pool and I experienced a waterfall poon

by Poon master 69 March 9, 2019

Poon Salute

Similar to an army salute, however, the person salutes by creating a space between your index and middle finger. The salute is given to a person who is acting like a "poon", aka pussy.

Joey asked for the bartender to give him more cranberry juice in his cranberry and vodka. Ben, laughing at him, gave him the poon salute and told him to man up.

by Benny23322 March 6, 2008

Poon Smasher

someone who fornicates with a lot of females and demolishes their vagina

That man is a Poon Smasher

by Wisdom of the Floppy Pancakes January 8, 2016

Poon Crack

The slit of the female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

I like me some nice tight poon crack.

by beatdownmonk September 23, 2009