Poofolio

The elaborate list of a Poofolist that has purposely gone out of one’s way to shit in multiple new locations while in public.

Tom: hey man how’s that Poofolio?
Steve: ya know what Tom it’s really going swimmingly, I’ve added HomeDepot and Walgreens this week alone.

by Muffmaster6969 January 5, 2024

Poof

The replacement for a swear word.

Flip, Fudge, and more. Those are so dated. Why not use poof?? it sounds so much better!!!

I hate my poofing job, Son of a poof, Poof it

by Mango!!!! July 16, 2024

poofing

like boofing but through your pisshole, or urethra as a lame science guy would say

im out here poofing jenkem rn

call 911

by Mogieymouse August 1, 2024

Pooey Wedgie

The act of giving somone usually called oscar cross a wedgie so hard they poo themselves

Lucas: oscar its pooey wedgie time!
Oscar: NOOOOOOO

by sussy sigma 69 April 25, 2024

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.

by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

Poofferz

Me

Srug it’s me Poofferz

by Poofferz May 6, 2024

Poofferz

Me

Drug it me Poofferz

by Poofferz May 6, 2024