Playing Strapless

Playing and using a Wii Mote without a strap, usually resulting in broken TV setups and resulting in intense feelings of stupidity and shame.

Grandpa was bowling strapless, and broke the TV again.

Grandma was playing strapless and practicing the backhand, when she let go of the wii mote and knocked over grandpas ashes.

by Seefoodlover March 22, 2009

Investment Play

An investment play is a bet made by a sharp better. Capital is released on a team where the outcome is almost guaranteed a winner. The better is sharp, almost always fades the public and studies analytics.

My buddy was going to bet the Michigan vs Iowa game today. He is a very square-better so I asked him if he would like an investment play instead.

by "Anthony" from Chicago October 1, 2022

Playing the Box

A term coined by the late financier Jeffrey Epstein, if for when a grift was uncovered and the criminal were to face possible prosecution, the victim of the swindle would either be a) socially blackmailed to do anything about it or b) the victim's money would be hidden or physically unattainable, so as the criminal would face no repercussions

“Don’t worry, I have blackmail on them, I’m “playing the box.”

“Guilty or not, they can’t get the money, I’ve “played the box.”

by whiteclawenema January 10, 2022

playing the courts

Masturbating during in a work call on Zoom, as New Yorker legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin did.

Man, I got suspended from work because I started playing the courts during a work Zoom when I thought I the video was muted.

by pinkglobe42 October 19, 2020

Playing the Bellhop

Putting up with someone's baggage - dealing with someone's issues. Generally from previous relationships or neurotic behaviors

She sounds like a great chick, bro - you just have to decide if she's worth playing the bellhop.

by Yankee McYankster December 3, 2011

to play the Cartney

Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.

Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.

by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010

playing kavis

When you suspect that a particular person has jackass tendencies and they give reason to support your belief.

Town: "Ya boy lil slow aye?"
Lighty: "He always playing kavis...his nickname is stuuu!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg October 1, 2021