Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".

Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.

by Das Ginge December 13, 2011

Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 21, 2023

Master plan

It's when you have a cool plan and then you can be like haha look at me I have a master plan

Wow look at me I have a master plan

by Mustard plane June 21, 2021

master plan

A plan that you've schemed out and know is gonna work. Perfect for explaining to someone through song

Grover Fischoder: Would you like to hear my master plan?
(silence)
Grover Fischoder: Okay, could you answer faster? 'Cause I asked you: Would you like to hear my master plan?
Louise: Uh, yes?
Grover Fischoder: Okay, that's more like it, I'm so glad that you asked!

by lonercollector September 29, 2022

plan b it

To secret something in your rectal cavity.

When i need to sneak some smokes into jail cuz I want better commissary I "plan b it"

by rodroddy April 17, 2014

Plan b

Plan b is something that you can tease your friends which calls them a stripper

Friend 1: oy
Friend 2: hm?
Friend 1: Ur a plan b
Friend 2: all you talk about is plan b u female dog

by November 29, 2022

plan B

Is other women that a dude has when he feels like the main one he wants is going to reject him.

Person 1: how are you and that one girl you wanted

Person 2: she rejected me so im on plan B.

Person 1: always best to keep a spare but im sorry to here that.

Person 2: its all good now I can show the other girl some attention sense that girl wasted my time.

by MR. RELATIONSHIP SAVER January 29, 2021