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Patch it

Where a slag wants you to go away
I’ve got no bra on so patch it
by Poppy Ellison August 9, 2018
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Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.
by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023
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Patches the plush

Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love
Patches the plush kept coughing and wheezing due to being exposed to cinnamon
by GlitchedButterz1987 August 17, 2017
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Patches

Calm down patches.
by MexxiLuna May 8, 2022
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Crack patch

Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.
She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol
by Bubbles81 December 15, 2024
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Sour patch kids

When you cover your dick in vinegar, salt and squeezed lemon before a blow-job
"she said suprise her so I gave her a sour patch kids"
by lil G.S.C. November 23, 2019
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Patch

A kid, technically between 7 and 12
That patch over there is so obnoxious.
by Annon1o1 June 2, 2019
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