Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 05, 2017

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

Patch Up

To put money together with someone to purchase something.

We’re going to “patch up” for the air bnb being that everyone wants their own room.

by DaddyDolo June 30, 2022

Poogum Patch

A patch similar to a pumpkin patch, but instead you place your poogums.

Wanna go to the poogum patch? I just harvested some more poogums I'm planning on going.

by June 14, 2021

scroll patch

The part of your phone's touch screen (iPhone, Droid) where your finger oils form a patch from frequent scrolling.

Dude I have a nasty scroll patch on my iphone.

At least my Blackberry doesn't have a scroll patch like your Droid.

by Nick Muggets April 08, 2010

hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.

Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?

by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023

Snatch patch

The act of pussy blocking your female friends

Bitch I'm going to snatch patch you later... bitch. I swear you better pussy block me

by Steven r riyce May 18, 2016