Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.

Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”

by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022

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patch cable

A short omnidirectional cable. Can use any connector standard as long as it's ends are identical.

I used a patch cable to connect the tape deck with the amplifier, you don't need a long cable.

by Genesix December 14, 2021

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sour patch

when someone has a clump of pubic hair that is a different color than the rest of their pubes

bro, I need to redye my sour patch, I've got a girl coming over.
I saw his sour patch last night

by Impossiblebooty December 26, 2021

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patches

a type of rodent that is often not potty trained. these animals tend to have an increased interest in feet.

put socks on before patches shows up again…

by Sc0opy January 31, 2022

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Blue sour patch gummy

Some one who is lucky to find a gem
Like Emily. And someone who is talking to someone else that is way out of there league.

Please Roberto you are a whole blue sour patch gummy.

by Websters dikssionary February 12, 2022

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Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

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