orangutan patch

A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.

Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.

by drink91 April 17, 2010

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stink patch

Stink patch is the skin area between the butthole and genital area. Usually where wiping does not get cleaned well and stinks.

You sell worse than my stink patch area.

by localhost80 June 14, 2022

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Pole Patch

The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole

Wow... Gian actually has a Pole Patch... No wonder his facebook doesn't give a sexual preference.

by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011

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gerber patch

A tiny baby fine patch of hair that remains toward the front of a balding mans head

Yo, that dude is sporting a nice gerber patch!

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The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...

alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*

by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010

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