by Delano Sounds November 28, 2021
Get the Parent Exhaustion mug.People who think bullying is ok as long as it's done by them. If you're a parent reading this, you're probably about to write your own definition about how "you're doing it for our own good" or that "you are trying to help save our asses" Don't waste your time. Everyone can see through your bullshit. You are just trying to justify that our suffering is a good thing. I myself have asian parents and for some reason, a lot of other parents seem to like asian parents because they get shit done and raise smart, disciplined kids. No bitch. Discipline does not mean passively accepting someone mentally and sometimes even physically abusing you. I've been told in the past that the only reason I am smart and talented at everything is because my parents pressured me to be that way. I can't remember the last time my parents have ever done or taught anything useful for me besides going to work and serving me. When they try, it's often overused, recycled garbage that I could've figured out myself. I think the main reason people like asian parents is because of the way they present themselves. They are seen as badasses who get whatever they want whenever they want. In other words, they're assholes who can get away with it.
All these cocksuckers from other cultures want to suck up to these asian parent assholes so they don't have to take the responsibility of being a good parent. By the way asian kids are not smarter than anyone else. That stereotype is bullshit. They are just more likely to become doctors. Asian parents also have a tendency to act like they are more logical and scientific than anyone else on the planet even though they don't know shit about anything. I blame the whole "logical nerd who doesn't care about feelings" cliché on them. The worst thing you can do is try to please people with this kind of condescending attitude. I think asian parents and anyone who tries to act like them deserve to be abused by their boss.Asian dad: Son, did you do your homework?
Me: *frowns and walks away
Asian mom: Hey. Why is he ignoring you. Answer him.
Asian dad: No, that's okay. I don't care about him. As long as he is doing his work I'm fine. I aM sCiEnCe MaN. I dOn'T cArE aBoUt FeElInGs. oooohhhhhhh. *fart
Me: *frowns and walks away
Asian mom: Hey. Why is he ignoring you. Answer him.
Asian dad: No, that's okay. I don't care about him. As long as he is doing his work I'm fine. I aM sCiEnCe MaN. I dOn'T cArE aBoUt FeElInGs. oooohhhhhhh. *fart
by pooperfart November 28, 2021
Get the Parents mug.The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
by anonymous December 2, 2021
Get the Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned mug.usually a student a grade above. they will take the honor of acting as a parent to you, at school. they are the best people and deserve the world. if you have a school parent, tell them that you appreciate them.
by ghost typewriter January 17, 2020
Get the school parent mug.Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.
The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.
by ancestaera February 5, 2020
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Get the Sugar parents mug.Where a parent, intentionally or not, treats their nonbiological child, often an adopted one, more harshly or unfairly than their biological child.
"Why does she have to ask to eat when her sister does whenever?"
"Oh her dad has adoptive parent syndrome"
"Oh her dad has adoptive parent syndrome"
by learsi bottom June 5, 2020
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