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Pudding Stick

During anal sex, she shits on your dick and you swirl it around her ass.
Hey man did you give that chick the pudding stick?!
by F4N4TIC August 17, 2010
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Pudding strike

What you go on when you want to see your favorite NFL team play every Sunday. It consists of a pudding only diet.

www.nflpuddingstrike.com
I'm on a pudding strike until I get to see the Tennessee Titans games in the Vigin Islands.
by Ryan October 23, 2004
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Sticky pudding

When you cum every where in the shower and get cum on your leg but don’t realise until you get to school and your leg hair is all sticky and tangled up in knots
What’s that on your leg? Oh Um (looking around nervously) just sticky pudding cunt
by Hazpaz123 September 4, 2020
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pound your pud

To pound your pud means to jack off forcefully.
When you wake up, you often just NEED to pound your pud!
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
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plum my pudding

A christmas themed invitation to have sexual intercourse. Taken from plum pudding (the thing you eat after your turkey). See cheeri my o, father my christmas, pull my cracker etc
After kissing under the misletoe, Joey asked Fred if he'd like to plum her pudding.
I'd love you to plum my pudding
by charrc May 11, 2006
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Pulled a T-pud

The act of popping your trick excessively high, doing an excessively difficult rail or ledge trick, for an excessively long time, like Torey Pudwill
Bob: damn dude this ledge is so high
John: alright, ready, first try
*John pops a high kickflip to backside lipslide and slides for 20 seconds and 180's out to fakie*

Bob: wow dude you just pulled a T-pud
by fadfjkdfjkjejijf August 23, 2011
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Using pudding for frosting

One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.

The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.

A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.

No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?

Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
by Ultimate Authority May 29, 2021
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