Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022

Olly Trotter Potter

This sigma brexit alpha male anti-islam buzz cut cunt is the king of the sigmas. This man created the term, “The broken sigma”, as he believes his redemption arc is near. The Trotter tends to have kankles, but thinks that’s what defines him as a broken brexit. He often drinks beer at home by himself watching the football at the age of 16, and is still yet to feel the touch of a female. Olly Trotter Potter’s typically strive to be a football hooligan, and usually tell his mates that he’s ‘jibbed’ into stadiums for free, even though he’s spent half a mortgage on tickets at wembley. Don’t hang around a Trotter, they are disgusting morons that disconnect themselves from females to ensure they love the sigma life.

*Music plays - Baggy Trousers***
Olly Trotter Potter: Fkn el mush i’m chillin vibin

by FatMaccaPac August 7, 2023

Harry Potter Generation

bitch shut the hell up, you are not special ( actually you may be you slow cum slut) there is no such thing as “harry potter generation” just millennials thinking they are different by somehow reading a book.

Millennial Cunt: “We are the Harry Potter Generation”

Real person: “kys fatass”

by Swiftie198999 September 5, 2023

Harry Potter

A character from a JK Roweling book. He came out of the closet and got assaulted by two old men.

Harry Potter’s dick is a three millimetre defeater!

by FouthNose July 6, 2022

Potter

Harry potter stan that is in love with harry potter to the point they change their name because they're a loser. They can be seen wearing Harry Potter merch, talks about Harry Potter none stop and/or wants to be married/dating Harry Potter.

1. Is that hanna smith? why is her last name potter??
2. Yeah but she changed her name because shes a harry potter stan
1. thats gross

by suck_my_chicken September 5, 2022

Harry potter

Something that is only liked because of nostalgia.

"The prequels were great!"

"Nah, your just pulling a harry potter."

by lover89 April 30, 2022

Potterism-69

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic. First founded in 2005 but by the year 2022 the virus has killed over 357,000 people across the United Kindom. Many believe the virus was caused due to extreme weather warnings, such as blizzards or druff which have been submerged into the atmosphere. This causes Potterism-69 to invade the air around us leading to thousands of deaths, especially elderly or new born citizens.

“Ayo I don’t feel so good mommy”

“Oh no son you might have Potterism-69”

“What’s that mom?

“Potterism-69, one of the most deadliest viruses in history, there will be a vaccine soon don’t worry son”

by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022