garbage plate

A disgusting dish popular to upstaters that consists largely of cholesterol and cheese covered heart attack.

My doctor advised me to stop eating garbage plates when I began to bleed butter.

by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

Plasterer

A combination of "pleasure" and "blast" that conveys great enthusiasm as well as deep satisfaction

It was a plasterer to meet your parents, Julie.

by Rainbow Sign April 13, 2011

Plated

When a girl only takes a date with a guy in order to get a free meal.

Do you think she's not calling because she doesn't like me? Nah bro, she just came for the food. You just got plated.

by Owlandstag April 21, 2016

Glass Pie Plate

When you have a person hold a glass pie plate over their face and you take a shit into it.

"That girl would not let me leave the party until I gave her a glass pie plate"

by J-Bills March 12, 2008

portuguese hot plate

The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.

Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.

by Rick44554444 April 22, 2008

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

pie plate

the act of spreading ones ass cheaks over another's face and taking a healthy shit in their mouth

i gave her the pie plate after drinking a fast acting laxitive and then made out with her

by david wissing August 12, 2003