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Ghillie Patch

Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.
Omg did you know Gavin has a ghillie patch.

Always wondered why I never saw him at a urinal
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Patch

There's a patch coming to the BBQ so we need some meat free products.
by Juice Moose June 2, 2018
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Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
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hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.
Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?
by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023
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Contact Patch

It is the portion of a vehicle's tire that is in actual contact with the road surface. It is most commonly used in the discussion of pneumatic tires, (i.e. pressurized tires), where the term is strictly used to describe the portion of the tire’s tread that touches the road surface. The term footprint is used almost synonymously.
"Did you see that car have no contact patch?"
by Known-Unknown December 20, 2009
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Patch of turbulence

I was swiping right one after another on tinder and then came across a patch of turbulence when the next 8 were ugly as hell itself.
by DaRealDuby October 30, 2018
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Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth
Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch
by Rizz queen June 17, 2023
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