a weekend with the parents

Spending the weekend at your parents' house.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."

by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017

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<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera AresesisA From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.

I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

pnly parent

“Conspiracy parents that bounce from conspiracy theory to conspiracy theory and hate thing to hate thing”

“She must be a pnly parent”

by DurhamWaffles April 27, 2023

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Parent

Parent(s). Two people who love, care, support, listen, and be there for their children…that’s what children deserve. Not two people who neglect, hurt, exclude, shame, and damage their children. Children deserve parents but not all adults deserve children.

Parent: I’ll support, love, and listen to you with whatever you say. We love you with all our hearts and we will listen to what you need best and to help whenever.
Anything other than love, support, kindness, and being there mentally/physically is no parent and dose not deserve children

by Highforlove_1010 April 13, 2025

Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.

Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.

by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022