The awkward situation where you are taking a shit, when some nigga walks into the cubicle next you. When you flush the toilet and hope to remain anonymous the nigga follows you out as well. which calls for awkward staring and disgusting smells.
Guy: "Dang I was shittin and some nigga decided to be a Toilet Stalker"
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."
by 001girl September 26, 2015
Get the Toilet Stalkermug. by Plxmyaa December 4, 2020
Get the Toilet Manmug. The act of participating and/or initiating conversation when using the toilet.
If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.
Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.
If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.
Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.
Jerry forgot to bring the paper into the toilet for his routine coffee, cigarette, poop & read. So he called Elaine instead of reading. Jerry and Elaine are now actively toilet talking.
Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.
Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.
by DigitalTeaShirt July 7, 2016
Get the toilet talkingmug. The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.
by IDK this needed to be a thing February 16, 2017
Get the Toilet Tagmug. Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021
Get the toilet papermug. Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!
Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020
Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020
by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 13, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss
by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023
Get the Toilet Rodmug.