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Ghost Jizz

This term is used to describe the embarrassing event in which a male reaches his climax, causing him to ejaculate. When he checks to see his jizz, there is nothing there, as if he ejaculated nothing but a ghost.
Mary: How was the sex last night?
Sarah: oh, it was horrible, he had ghost jizz.
by Sonny the Stuntman December 19, 2008
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jizz moths

Small bugs/flys/moths that spend time flying around smelly people/areas in large groups.

Usually found around dirty perverts, sluts and smelly people!
What are those little things flying around her?
Don't worry, there just jizz moths!

Dirty!
by The Moth man July 12, 2011
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jizz blizz

When a man pulls out and ejaculates all over the female in small dots on her body to make it appear like she is covered in snow, presumably from being stuck outside in a blizzard.
She wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a jizz blizz as payback. Let it snow, bitches!
by thesexmasterxoxo December 1, 2011
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Jizz Slap

When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.
"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*
by yaaaaassssaraaap August 14, 2011
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Jizz Booger

The congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying jizz off of one's skin. Jizz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of sex after finishing inside a vagina or rectum. The action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one's cock inside of such a jizz-filled orifice will cause the jizz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. Jizz boogers may also occur after letting jizz dry on one's skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. Not to be confused with smegma.
Guy 1: "So we started having sex again after I finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and I had jizz boogers all over my cock"

Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"
by Chef the Botchmaster May 30, 2011
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girl jizz

When a girl is engaging in sexual activities and splooges
Ex:”Jaelenn:Oh yes Ricky keep going, *squirt enters mouth*. Oh no!”... *3 months later* Ricky:”I’m pregnant with our attack helicopter
Jaelenn girl jizzed all over Ricky because he is so hot and pleasures women well
by The Foopinator August 7, 2017
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Jizz Jousters

Two gay men who dual by shooting hot gummy loads at each other with the intent of harming one another.
Sam and Walter, jizz jousters, both rushed to the hospital for eye injuries as a result of jizz jousting.
by Silence Kills December 20, 2008
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