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Visca Nut

Daniel: “did you like Master and Commander?”
Paul: “oh my god it was so amazing...best film”
Daniel: “visca nut”
by fckingrusselcrowe June 19, 2018
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Nut Jumbler

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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Pumpin Nuts

When a friend tells you they are gonna hang and you are expecting them to come through, but then they flake out every time.
John: Hey man I can't wait to see you guys at the party!

James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!

*6 Hours Later*

James: Hey, where you at man!?

John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.

James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!
by RonJerm May 20, 2023
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Smelly Nuts

Tom's dad has some Smelly Nuts
by HassanChop October 29, 2018
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Rooster Nuts

A very low hanging scrotum so low the testicles are nearly sat on constantly
Damn your brothers rooster nuts are hanging out of his shorts.
by M T Cross March 10, 2015
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nut panther

Southwestern Ontario term for a black squirrel.
by Dr. Bacon August 9, 2017
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Nut intern

The name for a girl who you're teaching to handle your balls appropriately. A ball handling virgin.
"I had this super cool milf last night that I made my nut intern" "nut interns are the best because they believe anything"
by Mamasdrunk March 30, 2015
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