what the pants

An interesting variation on "what the fuck".

Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.

by Lana Banana June 22, 2005

Springtime in the pants

To be horny. A renewed sense of freshness in the crotch area. Want for affection and attention in a romantic and/or sexual sense.

I've been wanting to meet a boy lately. Damn this springtime in the pants!

by Shoeboxxed December 25, 2008

pant penis

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008

Pants Moustache

An overgrown bikini line that's sprouting out either side of the underwear.

You should really get down to the waxing parlour and get that pants moustache seen to.

by Anja_Antares November 12, 2010

casino pants

Slang term used for adult diapers or other miscellany incontinence aids. Popular among the senior citizen sect for long drives in the 'Cadillac-car' and long sits on the front porch.

My grandmother spent twelve straight hours playing the slots in Atlantic City. This would have been impossible had it not been for her casino pants.

by James LeBlanc March 15, 2007

mumbling pants

Trousers worn by a lady, usually of the larger variety.
Primarily made of lycra, or a similar stretchy material that enables you to clearly see the lips moving, but you cant hear them...

Mumbling pants can be witnessed at any weight watchers class.

by zimmo August 17, 2006

pants ghost

another word for farting. Often the silent kind

Chris: What was that noise?

Michelle: It was my pants ghost!

by shellzrawr September 8, 2010