pant penis

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008

mumbling pants

Trousers worn by a lady, usually of the larger variety.
Primarily made of lycra, or a similar stretchy material that enables you to clearly see the lips moving, but you cant hear them...

Mumbling pants can be witnessed at any weight watchers class.

by zimmo August 17, 2006

Pant Cylinder

A synonymn for a boner or male erection.

Watching all the Death Wish movies in a day gave Jim, a high ranking NRA member, a pant cylinder.

by Buckojeff September 14, 2009

Disaster pants

1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up

"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."

by Thepeezy September 20, 2014

battle pants

Jeans; You can do pretty much anything and everything in jeans. Jeans never fail, although they do tear. If something is worthy of battle gear, it can do pretty much anything.

Zander: "Let's go outside"
DJ: "Lemme get on a pair of mah battle pants first"
Zander: "KAY."

by TheMajorAndSacha January 5, 2008

Bring Pants

A phrase that you say when your little brother has pissed himself at the park.

(on phone)
Sarah: Jess, you have to come pick up Josh.
Jess: Why?
Sarah: He just pissed himself.
Jess: Ok. I'm on my way.
Sarah: Bring pants

by Sarah and Morgan December 21, 2008

pants ghost

another word for farting. Often the silent kind

Chris: What was that noise?

Michelle: It was my pants ghost!

by shellzrawr September 8, 2010