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Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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controllative

maintain a very positive control of your airspace by issuing instructions that make you look like that you come out the real academy
I should be more controllative when working Lanier
by drew0507 May 27, 2022
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Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it
Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile
by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021
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ghetto control

next to a grafitti tag, often represents the dominant local mafia, g's, pimps or players.
by liftd1337 September 6, 2017
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mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.
Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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Control cortela

A dumb mf who doesn't have shit to do. A piece of shit who no one likes.

"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.
Person 1 - Omg is that a control cortela? No wonder he's so dumb!
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.
by umpalumpa1234 January 30, 2023
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Site Control

the best of the best moderation group in any roblox game ever, even worse than roblox's moderation system
wow, site control is amazing at being horrid moderators
by edwasdwasdd May 11, 2024
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