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Nasty Wank

A nasty wank is one in which the man is sneakily pleasuring himself, perhaps in a public toilet, in the car, or in a friends bedroom while they are out. The sneaky wank works well until it goes wrong, either because the man has not provided enough space to come, or is not prepared for it when it happens.
The result is usually a very wet t-shirt or other item of clothing, which will be embarrassingly obvious. The sneaky wank can also be preformed lying down, and may result in come running down the leg and becoming entwined in hair. This is almost impossible to clean up, especially in a hurry. The situation is exacerbated if a friend or relative is about to walk in or actually does.
Can lead to embarrassing situations for all involved.
Person 1: Why is there wet all over you and my bed? Were you having a nasty wank?

Person 2: Eh...no...though I would appreciate if you left the room again.

Person 1: You're sick.
by NobJockey69 January 23, 2012
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Uncle Nasty

When you're bangin a 15 year old boy while looking at his picture on the back of a milk carton.
Dude last week I pulled the famous Uncle Nasty.
by Nackattack October 7, 2011
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Nasty

when you start the night by drinking a lot of beer, then continue to smoke pot only to return to drinking again then back to pot
man wees we got super nasty last night, what the hell did we do?
by DShaw November 12, 2006
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sick-nasty

An action or event that is deemed as "Totally awesome."
Tony Hawk's 900 was Sick-Nasty!
by sickoB0b November 16, 2005
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sick nasty bro bro

Generally from the nothern california region. One who drives lifted trucks with nor cal stickers on the back window. Not to mention rides motocross or bmx. They often wear DC shoes, long socks, small shirts, generic spy sunglasses, dickie's shorts with studded belts and oversised belt buckles. Popular brands worn by SNBBs would be fox, shift, skin, famous stars and straps, DC, etnies, and dickie's. They usually wear undersised shirts and have strange tatoos and piercings.
Billy calls things "hella sick" and fits the discription above. Little Billy is a sick nasty bro bro.

Trevor enjoys wearing fake lip piercings and riding his motocross bike. Trevor is definitely a sick nasty bro bro.

Timothy idolizes rick thorne and travis barker, he is probably a sick nasty bro bro.

A characteristic or thing that fits the sick nasty bro bro style, or is just flat out stupid can also be called sick nasty.
by Matt Hurko August 23, 2006
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narny

Can I has a narny? :(
by Jimmetry May 17, 2011
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Thug Nasty

The nastiest of them all, but can be thuggin' at the same time. Using the rap gem, his rap isn't artificial and comes from the true thuggin' mothafucka heart. This the real OG straight from the ghetto hood!
After I had McDonald's for 3 days, I was turning into Thug Nasty.
by The Penis Bender November 12, 2012
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