Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.

No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.

by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019

Nut Fatigue

When you feel tired after busting a nut.

Guy1: Why didn't Guy3 show up?
Guy2: He said he's feeling tired, so he's not coming.
Guy1: He always masturbates before we go out, he's probably having Nut Fatigue.

by Kapeet May 7, 2019

Visca Nut

Over the top reaction to a mediocre video

Daniel: “did you like Master and Commander?”
Paul: “oh my god it was so amazing...best film”
Daniel: “visca nut”

by fckingrusselcrowe June 19, 2018

Nut Jumbler

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.

Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

soul nut

When a man has an orgasm so intense he is exhausted to the point where he needs rest.

Kayla sucked my dick so good I busted a soul nut and woke up the next morning.

by Synosis June 11, 2016

Rooster Nuts

A very low hanging scrotum so low the testicles are nearly sat on constantly

Damn your brothers rooster nuts are hanging out of his shorts.

by M T Cross March 10, 2015

Pumpin Nuts

When a friend tells you they are gonna hang and you are expecting them to come through, but then they flake out every time.

John: Hey man I can't wait to see you guys at the party!

James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!

*6 Hours Later*

James: Hey, where you at man!?

John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.

James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!

by RonJerm May 20, 2023