morning sickness

1. What chicks get when they forget to take the pill and get knocked up.
2. What you get the morning after you get wasted.

1. I've had morning sickness for the a month, now.
2. Damn Nick, I had morning sickness this morning. I should not have had that extra drink last night.

by Randz November 25, 2006

The True Meaning Of Rap

I'm sorry dude, but I will have to disagree on some points. Rap is great, and you're right: Some rappers do rap about love and life lessons.

You are wrong about other rappers such as 50 Cent et al. 50 Cent also raps about life lessons: Some people don't want you to succeed and will resort to some drastic means in order to make your life miserable.

Rap isn't all about "making money." People need to read into the existential reason that people rap and what the lyrics mean.

The True Meaning of Rap is beyond making money and the segregation of said "Real Rappers" vs "Gangsta Rappers."

by tohta6 October 23, 2009

Morning Glory

Waking up with a hard on

Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?

by Bandylank January 20, 2009

morning stunner

When a man takes his erect penis and gently taps it on the forehead of his partner upon waking.

If you don't roll over, I'll give you the morning stunner.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have the morning stunner?

by Anita Dick April 22, 2005

morning wood

An erection a male has when waking up.
Also known as a piss-hardon.

by PiE! March 18, 2003

morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

by Hakko October 2, 2004

Morning Brew

A mixture of dried snot, drool, and eye crust mixed with your first cup of coffee in the morning. If there was sexual intercourse or any other similar actions, cum and fecial mater, if involved, can also be added to make a more potent mixture.

Nothing wakes you up better than a nice steaming hot cup of morning brew.

by DeMarkus & Chang December 14, 2010