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mississippi hot waffle

When you shit on someone’s stomach and push it down with a tennis racket
I’m going to give him a Mississippi hot waffle
by Johnathan weisbart February 18, 2022
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mississippi iced tea

The act of pouring the confections of iced tea (sugar, tea leaves, ice etc..) into an old black women's vagina. Then opening her vagina and drinking the sweet iced tea
Jack preformed a Mississippi iced tea with the old lady down the street.
by Steve6987654321vagina September 11, 2013
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Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users
Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.
by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016
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Mississippi veins

When the veins on a penis are very large and branch off like the Mississippi River.
I fucked a guy last night and the veins on his dick were like the Mississippi River.

I heard that Wilson has Mississippi veins on his cock.
by Buttercup$&#^ March 22, 2024
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Mississippi Waterfall

A Mississipi Waterfall is the act of pissing on a relative
Mom smelt like piss for a week after my brother gave her a mississippi waterfall
by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017
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Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.
Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.
by Pookie bear March 10, 2023
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mississippi roundhouse

Multiple girls run a train on a guy but do this in order: one girl puts a pinky in a guys butt, another one rides him, while another one sits on his face. This continues until the guys O-Ring blows out.
Dude, a bunch of hoes just ran a mississippi roundhouse on me last night. I don’t think I’ll be able to sit for a week.
by Thisandthatsometimesthis November 22, 2017
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