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Mexican Firing Squad

Where traditional firing squads assure the death of the captive, a Mexican Firing Squad is different. It is a strategic blunder, mistake, ill concieved plan, or it can be planned by an itiod in where the prisoner is surrounded by troops with weapons ready to fire, but the armed party is in a circle.

If you do not see where this causes the problem read on or you might find yourself in one someday; a circle is good for ring-around-the-rosey and for pioneers to circle wagons to shoot away from, but to fire in a circle means that a few bullets will go outside of the circle eventually and most likely hit somone on the other end.
The bank robber got away the second time when the Texas State Troopers formed a Mexican Firing Squad and killed eath other letting the 2-bit hood escape.
by santos miguelito September 19, 2008
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Mexican Car Bomb

When you fart in somebodies car when they are parking with the windows rolled up. Upon return the smell has been magnified by hours sitting in the hot sun and explodes with the opening of a the door. Usually done with a taco fart.
I gave Tom a ride to work and he thanked me with a Mexican Car Bomb.
by Fygg Nuuton January 13, 2009
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Mexican Threeway

When a man and woman (or another man) engage in the act of SEX. Half-way through their plundering, a Mexican midget jumps into the fun and stays between the two original fuck buddies for the rest of the ramming session.
Boy: Last night, I invited Pedro over for a Mexican Threeway. He was amazing. Too bad he was deported back to Mexico.
by DirtyLittleSpaniard July 6, 2011
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floating mexican

when you shit in tube sock, then take a piss on it, and then hit someone's head with it.
I had butt piss really bad last night, so so I decided to give Steveie Wonder a floating mexican except this one was a little sloppy.
by the Votee June 2, 2005
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Slippery Mexican

Sneaking in from the back door and jumping into the front passenger seat of a vehicle, while two or more individuals are fighting for shotty outside the vehicle.
Damn! Stan pulled a Slippery Mexican on us!
by zomgiateabear January 13, 2009
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mexican soda

Soda pop imported from Mexico.
There are several brands of Mexican Soda imported to the USA. They have the usual flavors, but Tamarind, Rose', and Apple are a few distinctly Mexican favorites. Try them, they're good!
by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006
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mexican fence climbers

a boot often worn by mexicans with the pointed toe and large heel.
dog the bounty hunter wears mexican fence climbers to look taller..
by chance greenroyd January 18, 2007
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