My BFF: What’s your sexuality?
Me: I’m mateisexual.
My BFF: What does that mean?
Me: It means that I have a crush on Matei.
Me: I’m mateisexual.
My BFF: What does that mean?
Me: It means that I have a crush on Matei.
by Alexialexiiii January 4, 2021
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by Your local spelling helper May 6, 2022
Get the Material gurl mug.A Material Girl is a person who probably listens to the American Rapper CupcakKe. Some put their name: Material Gworl that is just cringe. They think they are the best people on earth, they bully others etc...
idk what to type as an example since I will get bullied more. I know that this Word will get a lot of dislikes but I don't give a f#$k
So in conclusion a Material Girl sucks. Bye people that will hate on me.
So in conclusion a Material Girl sucks. Bye people that will hate on me.
by NotMax1235 June 6, 2022
Get the Material Girl mug.Helloes material define hot chick ! There are direferent levels of helloes materials : Helloes materials = hot, FHelloes = Freaking hot !
by Linxys June 11, 2006
Get the Helloes material mug.A person or thing that is so downright stupid and incompetent that say in the context of starting a band would be placed on either a gong or most likely a triangle; as can be seen in Blackadder goes Forth, during the intro Baldrick chimes a triangle with all the look of a genial miracle worker on his face.
Call her Mindy: So, are you asking Rick to the prom
Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.
Mindy: But the body, oh the body...
Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.
Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -
Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.
Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.
Mindy: But the body, oh the body...
Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.
Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -
Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.
by Robert Head December 9, 2008
Get the Triangle material mug.An expression used in the south Dublin region in the mid 00's by tennagers. It was ussually directed at someone who has no friends. (whether or whether not that it was true)
Person A: Who were you in the club with last night?
Person B: Oh.. I went on my own.
Person A: Er Mates
Person B: Oh.. I went on my own.
Person A: Er Mates
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