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Frenzied Masturbation

When you're shaking hands with your best friend and it gets out of hand. You work yourself up into a frenzy until you come.
"Oh man, Kelly Brook is so hot, I need to knock one out ... ah ah ah ah ah AH AH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god my dick is bleeding! Ah AH AH AH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHH! Time to chalk another one up for the ole frenzy."
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Chronic Masturbator

When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit
I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator
by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008
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Masturbate march

Where only women are allowed to masturbate all days of March if they had successfully completed fake it February
Becky:did u complete fake it February
April: yEs now I can participate in masturbate march
by A female who is true January 4, 2020
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Synchronized Masturbation

The professional artistic form of the circle jerk. Usually requires lots of practice and an over-familiarity with ones friends. It is usually performed in a dark room

Related sports: Fasturbation
He's a gold metalist in Synchronized Masturbation, you can tell by the callouses and the well developed foreams.
by smojo100 March 16, 2009
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taste masturbation

food or drink that have the same taste like the original, but it dosn't have the same effect
in a bar someone orders (an alchool free beer) a taste masturbation
by costan January 11, 2011
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Choke Masturbation

refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal
Richard uses his belt as a form of choke masturbation in his Dublin home.
by Coryandrew December 9, 2008
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