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Shruti marskole

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by Pure heart November 27, 2020

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Mick Mars

The creamy Motley Crue guitarist who's a little boring and a little ugly but you'll probably still find him strangely attractive anyway. (unconventionally attractive???) Anyway he's really creamy.

Girl 1: Who's your favorite member of Motley Crue?
Girl 2: Mick Mars!! He's so creamy!

by sarien November 22, 2021

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Commander Mars

Not only the greatest Team Galactic member but the best and prettiest trainer in Sinnoh

Interviewer: Who is the greatest trainer you have battled in Sinnoh
Person: Obviously Commander Mars

by BrotherBusterMuster November 27, 2021

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Ed marsh is a extremely large foreheaded waffler, he is really short and has the deadest trim in existence, its like he asked for a trim on the top and the barber was using gardening scissors. He drives the deadest and slowest car and acts like he's got a s15 with an rb26dett engine swap running around 900hp. He has a 0-60mph of around 4 years as his forehead increases the weight of his car to roughly 5 metric tonnes. Ed also can't talk to girls for s**t, he literally has a girl dying for him but he's to scared to make a move, she literally likes rocks and has already claimed him as her guy, he just can't talk to girls. He also has the smoothest brain even smoother than matt goodman, he cant do physics and can barely do engineering as well. He works at screwfix and it has somehow gassed him up so much he thinks hes the ceo of england.

Your acting like such an ed marsh right now

by lukeC123456 February 7, 2022

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