Mustache rub

When a man tickles the womans pussy with his mustache

"I gave my wife a mean mustache rub when I was going down on her."

by Alsexx February 20, 2009

must-o-bust

A person reeking of unusually dank, musty funk (with an occasional side of RAW, HOT OPEN SWEATY ASSHOLE), especially after sex. Smellin' like ALL TO BE DAMNED, 40,000 YEARS OF FUNK.

"yo, must-o-bust is lightin up the room so much, he has folks tearin' up n' gaggin n' shit...clear the room...call the fire department!"

by rhenvar January 9, 2010

Muskrat's Nest

A Muskrat's Nest is defined as completely filling the toilet bowl with paper, even until the toilet paper is high and dry above the bowl line, and then defecating on top of the giant pile of toilet paper. A properly built nest can usually only be removed by the use of a spade shovel, as flushing at that point would prove all but impossible. By keeping the muskrat on top of the nest and not in the water, the vile stench of the muskrat can be allowed to permeate the entire venue. The muskrat's nest is intended as a practical joke, or as revenge for having been muskrat-nested. A Muskrat's Nest must be built with caution, as they are illegal in most states.

Rob: Hey Jake, the service at this restaurant totally sucks ass!

Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!

Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!

by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010

Music

Something that makes us who we are.

Person 1: life sucks

Person 2: you're obviously not listening to the right music.

by Capn tory April 11, 2013

music kink

It's like, you get turned on by listening to some songs.

"I think I may have a music kink."

by Very fucking unfortunate May 2, 2018

Sharty Mustard Butt

When somebody sharts in their underwear and wallows around in it for a long period of time. The color and texture resembles a mustard like substance.

Brian is a sharty mustard butt.

by KrissyNJbo June 19, 2010

Dante Mustachio

After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"

She never talked to me again after she was Dante Mustachio.

by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010