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Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
by guysm1ley April 17, 2023
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money woise

Can you suck it?
“Can you please bless me, money woise.”
“Can you suck it?”
by whatgood September 15, 2023
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Joe Money

Joe money is the nickname of Joseph Loewen, a famous basketball high-school player, he likes to spend his free time at a church named university vineyard.
by Kevlosch January 29, 2022
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money action

the most elaborate yet practical concoction concieved of.It is completed in a short and limited amounted of time leaving the creator to use his vast imagination of various forigen objects in order to produce this effect
making a bong out of a toilet paper roll and some tin foil because thats all the materials you have at your disposel. That's a money action bong!
by chach nash December 10, 2003
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Street money

Small amount of money. Mostly coins and small notes that are often left laying in the street.
Person A: That looks so expensive!

Person B: Nah, only street money.
by Itoldyouso March 26, 2021
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Money Grows

My negros.
While pointing at some trees, say in the most stereotypical Southern accent:

"Money grows on trees."

Whoa whoa hol' up the fuck u just said, nigga?
by Arnold Schwarze Nigger June 30, 2022
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Money Slut

These ladies are the filth of society. They search out a partner and the only attribute that is of interest to them is financial. Often seen with gentlemen twice their age, or in large expensive vehicles. They very rarely have children as they are too selfish to look after anyone except themselves. These ladies are the same as whores, except they have to stay with the client until he dies, then claims the money that the client (husband) has left her.
Samuel: Wasn't the funeral sad, I didn't see any tears from the dead mans widow though, I thought it was his daughter until Debbie told me it was his wife.
Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", she was fucking behind his back for years, I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.
by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006
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