MirkDonalds

McDonalds but more 69

I go to MirkDonalds every day.

by Jack Ouyang November 21, 2022

Mira the Smurf

Mira’s the most beautiful, smart, absolutely amazing and (rarely) funny person you’ll ever meet. She has a pretty face, pretty smile and the best hair I’ve ever seen, and she literally perfect physically, But she’s like the height of a fun sized snicker bar. She likes cats (ik disgusting), sometimes only responds with an emoji and She has a terrible music taste for the most part but other than that she’s cool.

Me without Mira the Smurf : * life boring and dull*

Me with Mira the Smurf : *enjoyable and more fun*

by Mira’s Husband February 19, 2023

Mira

Mira is an attractive girl who has brown or black hair, brown eyes in the sun, luscious bowed lips, strong eyebrows and long lashes that make her look fierce. She is usually shy at first, but if she meets the right people who match her humor she goes on! Be careful though, she has strong feelings of emotion and if you are humorous which is all she needs, she will definitely go head over heels for you! But the thing is, she wont show it. Its very obvious to see who Miras are comfortable with and not. If she talks to you and engages in a conversation, sure that's whatever. If she lets you keep something of hers though, she likes you and wants to know you better! A Mira loves strong eye-contact. Finally, dont be fooled, Miras can hide their emotions too, it may look like she doesn't like you, but she can. It may look like she doesn't like you, and she doesn't. Anyways, get yourself a Mira, NOW!

Mira talking to someone she doesn't like

??: Hey!
Mira: mm, hi. sometimes even ignoring.

Mira talking to someone she likes:
??: Hey!
Mira: hEyyyYYYY! or hELLO

by thewriterofcenturies March 10, 2023

MIRtarded

When you claim to be innocent, and you're ACTUALLY a giant cum guzzling queen.

Man, that whole ass group, pretty MIRtarded.

by Nunyobizness June 18, 2023

Internet mirage

In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.

Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"

Computer: "David is now offline."

Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"

by Gik130 July 11, 2011

parabollock mirror

In politics, it is a second stream of bullshit that mirrors that of someone else with a mutual interest of deception. The matching steam of deception is called a parabollock mirror from the British root of bollocks, representing bullshit or deception.

An an example, from Canadian politics, is the introduction of a cover story by Nigel Wright to match the legally protected stream of bullshit that Stephen Harper has been offering over the last couple months on the Senate expense scandal of Mike Duffy. In this example, Stephen Harper looks to his former staffer to provide a cover story of mirrored deceit and thus forms the parabollock mirror of his untruthful story.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 21, 2013

Stink Mirage

The effect that occurs when a fart is so nasty that it leaves a haze in the air. It can also leave a horrible taste in one's mouth, should they be breathing through the mouth when they walk into the stink mirage.

"Man, I walked right into that stink mirage! Dude needs to stop eating that nasty protein powder."

by Huh how did i get here January 22, 2014