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jimins_lost_height_ 

jimins_lost_height_ is the calmest fan page I've ever followed!! She follows everyone back and is so sweet. She doesn't cause fights unless someone starts it. They are the best fan page ever!! I love her so much! She is so sweet and kind and tries her best for her moots. She is a beautiful k-pop stan
Girl 1: do you follow jimins_lost_height_?

Girl 2: yes ofc I do she's so sweet I love her!

Girl 3: your right!

Got lost in a vegetable soup 

When you try to find a deep meaning behind a stupid simple thing, and then when you realize that there was nothing hidden but that you have imagined everything in your head, you feel like an idiot but also happy and carefree.
-Hey John, I ve just finished building a lego house for my lego man. Look how cool is that.
- DID YOU JUST BUILT A HOUSE WITH THE FLESH OF HIS OWN FRIENDS AND FAMILY?!?!??
- NO DUDE WTF?!! I ve just build a house with some lego bricks, you just got lost in a vegetable soup!

jennies.lost..samsung 

The best TikToker ever
the #1 siyeon and soyeon Stan
Person 1: look at this post!

Person 2: is that jennies.lost..samsung?! I LOVE HER

The Lost Puppy Effect 

A type of attitude, behavior or personality exhibited in somewhat attractive men and women that causes them to come across as sad, lonely and weak. In some way or another, these people find relationships in which their lover finds their behavior cute or charming.

Often times, these relationships are short-lived due to the partner of the lost puppy realizing their lover is a total pussy.

As well as this, victims of the lost puppy effect are often unaware that they come across like this.
Michael got into another relationship! How?

Don't worry bro, it'll be over in a month.

How do you know?

Michael suffers from The Lost Puppy Effect.

Don't be like Michael.

holy shit i lost my pants

Means I cant find my mind
HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES

and thats how i lost all this weight 

A quote from Cyanide and Happiness. Used twice.
Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella