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Abe Lincoln

When the "male" jizzes on a woman's chin and then rips out his pubes and lovingly puts them on her jizz covered chin thus, making a beard like Honest Abe's.
Ronan gave Nicole lane an Abe Lincoln on saturday.
by rusaidmj November 16, 2006
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linux

Linux is a monolithic kernel. Most people don't get it. They say linux would never go mainstream and "average joes" will never use it?? Then what? Does linux need. linux is not making money even if it has more users. it works for us better than other alternatives and this is the biggest thing.
Linux is great.
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abraham lincoln

when you jizz on someones face, cut your pubes off and put them on their face, then put a top hat on them.
why are you cutting you pubes off and putting them on my face afteryoujizzed on it?
im giving you an abraham lincoln
by jenkem110 July 9, 2009
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Linus

The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.
Penis example:

Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.

Idiot example:

Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!

Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!

Bill: Ahhh!!

Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.

Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
by Bilboson January 9, 2012
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Port Lincoln

1. A town located in the Eyre Peninsular of South Australia.
2. A "hole"
1. "Have you ever been to Port Lincoln? I hear the beach is nice in Summer."
2. "Wow man, I live in Port Lincoln." "A hole?" "Yeah man."
by ShiroChan March 7, 2011
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Linception

planting the seed of hope that your hoop dreams of playing in the National Basketball Association can come true
Since Linception, the pint-sized, big-hearted 8-year old boy believed that he could some day be a star basketball player for the New York Knicks, just like his hero Jeremy Lin.
by Boo Finn April 9, 2012
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lincoln county

A county full of women who use their children as pawns. You blink and you will miss it. You arent missing anything though.
Lets go to lincoln county and get drunk.
by Eiram Y'cats July 7, 2017
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