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Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.
Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)
by Head Doctor February 5, 2014
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lasagna leg

When you eat too much pasta at night and it makes your body over heat.

So when you go to bed, you are too hot and have to stick your leg out to stabilise the temperature.
Immy ate too much Fettuccine when she was out with Annie & Jodi and she’s roasting. She’s got her lasagna leg out.
by Perth_Dom August 21, 2020
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leg flex

I was feeling like a mad tug, but i decided to call up my bitch instead for a bit of leg flex. She then said no so i had to drain the main vein instead!! fuck it
by Shank D O Double G January 16, 2008
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Numb legs

You get you meat topped so good that your legs go numb
Nigga my numb legs dead asf after Brittany destroyed my chicken strip.
by Glo.j October 27, 2016
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Pussy Legs

Pussy legs is when you have so much hair on your legs that your legs are hairyer than your Pussy
by DragonStalker May 9, 2023
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Dirt Leg

A female whom is in a relationship but only takes one leg out of her pants in order to be able have a quickie and have a smaller chance of getting caught. In which most cases only one leg gets dirty.
Jon found his wife's lingerie in his dad's shop. Can you believe that dirt leg.
by XanaxBesties March 22, 2022
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Leg gains

Trayvon: "Bro i made some serious leg gains last night at the gym"
D'shon: "Do you mean arm gains?"
Trayvon: "no bro, leg gains"
D'shon: "there's no such thing as leg gains bro, its an urban legend."
by Theabbot26 September 1, 2013
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